|
|
Welcome to my new Web page!
Well everyone here it is, my new site. I will be adding poetry to my site as I find what I think is amusing or informative. Enjoy!
Thank you! :-)
|
How does that go again?
|
Body gets stiff, you get cramps in your legs;
Corns on your toes big as hen's eggs.
Gas in your stomach, elimination is poor;
Take Ex-Lax at night, but then you're not sure.
You soak in the tub or the body will smell;
It's like I said, OLD AGE IS HELL.
The teeth start decaying, eyesight is poor;
Hair's falling out all over the floor.
Sex life is shot, it's a thing of the past;
Don't kid yourself friend, even that doesn't last.
Can't go to parties, don't dance anymore;
Putting it mildly, you're a hell of a bore.
Liquor is out, don't dare take a chance;
Bladder is weak, might pee in your pants.
Nothing to plan on, nothing to expect;
Just the mailman bringing your Social Security check.
Be sure your affairs are in order and your will made out right;
Or on the way to the grave, there'll be a hell of a fight.
So, if on this New Years you feel fairly well;
Thank God, you're alive although OLD AGE IS HELL.
|
Tripod Error
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
404 - Page Not Found
Sorry, but the page or the file that you're looking for is not here.
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
|
Tripod Error
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
404 - Page Not Found
Sorry, but the page or the file that you're looking for is not here.
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
|
Tripod Error
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
404 - Page Not Found
Sorry, but the page or the file that you're looking for is not here.
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|